(Almost) death at the Grand Canyon

Grand Canyon

 

The Stats: 21 miles with 12,000 elevation change in 5:06 (South Rim to North Rim at Grand Canyon)

The Story: I changed my original plans and decided to pick up the pace for the run. In the 10 days since I last checked the weather, the forecast for Phantom Ranch (the bottom of the Canyon) had ballooned to 105 for Sunday. I also felt pretty damn good and my carbo-load was great. I packed in more than 4,000 calories a day with at least 80% from carbs.
I left at 5:30 and pretty much killed it from the get-go. I only stopped for one pic on my decent. Passed about 40 people on the trail. Most seemed to want to talk despite the fact I was screaming downhill. I hit a gel at 45 minutes, then ran into the mule train right before the bridge tunnel. I walked behind them for 5 minutes before they noticed me, eventual we came to a spot with enough space to walk slowly around them. Hit Phantom Ranch in 1:01.
After 2 minutes to refill one of my handhelds I set back off. I was surprise to see at the next mile marker that the North Rim was only 13.4 miles from Phantom Ranch. I had it in my head it was 15+ miles. This stretch sees a lot of rolling hill on a gradual incline, so my pace fell off, but I was still hoofing along at a decent clip. I saw a couple of King Snakes in this section. I hit another gel at 1:30. The rolling hills started to get to me a bit and I got the beginnings of cramp in my right quad. I convinced myself that the cramp wasn’t going to be bad. It was merely the aftermath of slamming down the South Kaibab mixed with the lactic acid that my compression socks were sending up from my calves. I pounded the water. Hit Cottonwood Campgrounds at 2:10. Pissed, refilled a water bottle, then I was on my way.
I kinda forgot the Pump House is so close to Cottonwood, so I was shocked to get there in 2:28. I spend 5 minutes getting water and doing the math in my head. I had 5.5 miles and about 4,500 feet of vert left. I knew that realistically that was gonna be at least an hour and a half. Still, considering the FKT (Fastest Known Time) for this course is just over 3 hours, I’d take a 4-hour finish.
About 30 minutes into the run up things started going south. My right quad was getting worse with every step and I was getting light-headed. I realized pretty quickly that I wasn’t eating enough AND I had actually drank too much water. I regretted not taking salt tabs with me, because my electrolytes were clearly all fucked up. I quickly downed 2 gels and that seemed to right the ship. I started a 10 minute/3 minute run-walk combo at this point in a effort to save my quad.
I hit Roaring Springs at 3:20. It took me about 50 minutes to go 2.5 miles. Needless to say a 4-hour finish was out of the question. But in all honesty, I was in pretty bad shape and it was now getting pretty hot. I was kinda in survival mode.
The running stopped all together and I was essentially just power hiking. I could feel the energy slipping away and I again pounded 2 gels, but they didn’t last long because I started puking a little while later. It was all water. My quad was now more painful than anything I had experienced during my running “career”.
I trudged along and don’t think anyone would mistake what I was doing for a “power hike”. I ran into a park volunteer who was helping someone who was in really bad shape. I would normally see if there was anything I could do, but honestly I was kinda scared about finishing this myself. I just kinda grunted at both of them.
Made it over the bridge and through the Supai Tunnel in 4:04. Supai was 1.7 miles from the top, so I had gone just 1.3 miles in 44 minutes. This sucked! I refilled my bottle and continued with the death march.
The rest is a total blur. I pretty much faded in and out for the rest of the way, making frequent stops. I snapped to near the top when someone told me the trailhead was about a tenth of mile ahead.
Finished in 5:06. Took me an hour and 2 minutes to “hike” the final 1.7 miles.
The worst running experience of my life. I’m gonna stick to road marathons for awhile.

Bring the puke

The stats: ~9 miles with 4,000 feet elevation gain in 82 minutes

The story: My wife and kids have been battling a really bad “bug” for more than a week now. I had been lucky to not catch it, but I woke up this morning with body aches and a terrible headache. Still feeling sick when I got to the gym. Cranked up the incline and just gritted my teeth. Was gonna stop at 3,000 feet, but continued to 4,000. Puked a little afterward. Still feel like ass, but  I’m running the Grand Canyon even if it kills me.

Balls out

The stats: ~7.5 miles with 3,100 feet elevation gain in 70 minutes

The story: Pretty much a balls out effort on the treadmill. Runs on Wednesday and Thursday, then a mini-taper/carbo-load before the rim-to-rim on Sunday. 

Puddle of sweat

The stats: 4 miles in 27 minutes + 6.25 miles with 2,400 elevation gain in 60 minutes

The story: Hit the gym and mixed things up on the treadmill. Did four 6:45ish miles, then did some hill work. I usually do this at about 4.5 or 5 percent incline and run at 8:30ish pace. I cranked up the incline this time and ran at a slower pace. I think this will serve me better for the steep-as-hell climb up the North Rim on Sunday. Did the hill work for an hour and was pretty much just a puddle of sweat at the end. Pretty intense hour and a half of training. I just don’t have the time to slog out 3 or 4 hour runs anymore, so I’ll substitute intensity for miles.

Hot, hot, hot

The stats: 7.5 miles with ~1,200 elevation change in 71 minutes (Usery)

The story: 100+ degrees when I started. Took it really easy and brought water with me, which I never do for runs under 10 miles. Felt surprisingly good and relaxed. Resisted any temptation to speed it up. No finishing kick. Trail was dead empty as only an idiot would be out there on a 110 degree day.

Rim-to-rim run

Running rim-to-rim at the Grand Canyon on the 17th. Just secured a motel room at the North Rim. Super pumped to run it and also excited to see the North Rim, which I haven’t been to since I was a kid.
5:30 is my goal time. That’ll mean I’ll actually be able to slow down and enjoy the greatest place on Earth.
9 days to train. :)

A new friend at the Towers

The stats: 14 miles in 1:54 with ~2,500 feet in elevation gain

The story: Hit the road up to the TV towers at South Mountain in PHX. Did the uphill in 62. There was some kind of bike race going on, so I didn’t have to deal with cars. Felt surprisingly good the entire way. On the down hill, a woman emerged from one of the side trails, ran up next to me and asked if she could run with me. I said sure and we blasted down together. I was surprised that she stuck with me the entire way. Downhill in 52. When we finished we did a really awkward fist bump and started talking. She’s 55! And it came as no surprise that she wins many age-group awards. Nice run.

Speed work and the rockwall

The stats: 4 X 5:45 miles (speed work) + bouldering

The story: Just didn’t feel like running today, so I half-assed some speed work on the treadmill. 5:45 miles with 3 minute breaks. Just to mix things up, I hit the rockwall for 45 minutes afterward. Forgot how much I enjoy bouldering, although my grip and upper-body strength are a joke now. Reminded me of some fun times with my bro.

Swimmingly

The stats: 10 miles in 68 minutes

The story: Left work early and hit the gym. Tummy was acting up all morning, so I wasn’t sure how I would respond on the treadmill. Things went swimmingly. Set the treadmill to just below 7-minute miles, then blasted a final 6-minute mile. Hit the sauna afterward for planks and push-ups. It’ll be back to the gym tomorrow for a back-to-back.

Back on the treadmill

The stats: 10 miles in 72 minutes

The story: Hit the treadmill after work. Thought I could punch out a sub-70, but once I started going, that clearly wasn’t gonna happen. So I set it to 7:30 miles. About 3 miles in I started feeling better, so I bumped it up to 7-minutes flat. Just held on until the end. No finishing kick. Done in 72. Not bad considering how shitty I felt.